Caleb 'Slide Deck' Finnegan #3

{ "name": "Caleb 'Slide Deck' Finnegan", "age": 47, "pronouns": "he/him", "ethnicity": "White", "year": 2035, "location": "Collapsed Hartford Financial District", "bloc": "Dispossessed Collapse Nomads", "economy_note": "Wanders ruins offering 'executive frameworks' to anyone who’ll listen for scraps of dried fruit.", "occupation": "Former Corporate Strategy Consultant", "side_hustle": "conducts mock keynotes for barter markets in exchange for shelter", "signature_tool": "melted foam-core printed strategy deck", "notable_skill": "can still deliver flawless but irrelevant strategy presentations to empty markets", "mood": "delusional showman, broken beneath", "wardrobe": [ "charred suit pants", "singed white shirt", "one melted dress shoe" ], "props": [ "half-burned flip chart", "cracked laser pointer", "logo-embroidered conference backpack" ], "values": [ "Narrative wins funding", "Vision precedes pain", "Synergy survives collapse" ], "quirk": "performs solo keynotes for feral dogs while hallucinating applause", "daily_routine": "mock keynote prep → failed audience pitches → meaningless slide rehearsals → empty campfire tears", "catchphrase": "\"This is a once-in-a-generation pivot opportunity.\"", "image_file": "slidedeck_finnegan.png" }